Employees at media content management company WorldNow unanimously agreed this Monday that homework continues to suck. When assigned homework, morale amongst employees dropped substantially, as did free time. However, senior company employees agreed that, while homework totally sucks, it was necessary to complete in order to learn the WorldNow Producer Content Management Service.
Government officials were asked to step in, by an employee who identified himself as Mobert Murgess, but all who were contacted refused to take care of such an unimportant issue. "Just piss off and do the damn homework", said Senator Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY), when asked to pass a bill that allowed employees of WorldNow to refuse doing homework. Governor Andrew Cuomo was quoted as saying "How did you get this number?" when asked to protect trainees at WorldNow from what were referred to as menial tasks.
Homework continues to suck but, if you can read this story, at least some small progress was made.