A man who spends entirely too much time on the Internet created a test page in the blind hope that he would be able to keep his job. Robert Burgess, 30, of Brooklyn, NY, has been employed at WorldNow in the Affiliate Communications and Technology department for four days now and is already on thin ice.

To make matters worse, the N train heading back to Brooklyn never seems to show up on time as he makes his way home. Quit playing him, MTA.