For the second day in a row, new employees at WorldNow were forced against their will to do even more homework. "But I'm sleepy!", cried Robert Burgess, 30, of Brooklyn. Many others shared his feelings toward the assigned tasks within the Producer tool.
Hopes waned when it was realized that there were months of training left for the new employees. "If all goes well, you'll be done with homework by... March? Then you have to do some real work.", said Elvis Tavarez, WorldNow's Client Support Trainer. Morale may be low and liberation from these cruel tasks seems nearly impossible, but there is an end in sight.
"Thanksgiving is a little over one week away! Let's think about our favorite Thanksgiving Day foods to take the edge off!", remarked Burgess. It cannot come soon enough for this reporter.