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Rob Successfully Fails Homework Assignment
Lunes, 14 de Noviembre de 2011 17:44 PM EST
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Robert Burgess, 30, of Brooklyn, NY, has successfully failed his first homework assignment. Authorities are reporting that, upon realizing the many mistakes he had made, Robert decided to turn his shortcomings into triumphs by imbibing dangerous amounts of malt liquor. When asked for comment, Mr. Burgess was stated to have said "FOUR MORE YEARS! YES WE CAN! BYAWWWHHH!"