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Are We Not Having Fun Yet? Are We Not Having Fun Yet?
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NEW YORK, NY - Today the age old question of whether or not  we are, in fact, having fun yet was answered to the surprise of millions of Americans.  In a historic press conference, Omar Jones, the director of The Mundane Idiosyncrasies Administration (MIA) announced that we are NOT having fun yet, concluding an exhaustive multi-decade investigation costing billions in government funding.
 
"It is with both pleasure and alarm that we announce today that we're not having fun as of yet" stated Jones.  The news comes as particular surprise to the fans of the new wave British group Wang Chung.  "We've been having fun since 1986... ever since Wang Chung instructed us to have fun that night.  I mean, this is [expletive]!  We feel so betrayed!"  commented a visually distraught fan to a barrage of news cameras shortly after the conference concluded.  
 
North Korea shortly responded with a formal declaration of "We Told You So" to the rest of the world.
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